Apparently, this is the funniest joke in the world:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”
I have to confess that when my wife and I heard this gag on the radio on our way home today, we laughed. And laughed.
The Laugh Lab experiment may be over but the site is still worth a visit. There are one or two other jokes that are worth a titter or three!