On a lighter note, my two year old daughter is sailing perilously close to the wind…
Last night as I was making sandwiches and getting ready for today, she was running round the kitchen with a doll and a couple of blankets. At one point, she bumped into me so I told her to be careful and to watch where she was going.
Her reply sounded like “F*** off, Dad!”
Rather than get annoyed, I tried to get her to repeat what she had said. “What did you just say to me?” I asked.
She looked up at me and said: “I a bad girl.”
“Why are you a bad girl? What did you say to Daddy?”
She smiled and replied with the rather cryptic line “I need potatoes.”
Anyone care to try and offer an explanation for that?